tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13214598353740650192024-03-13T20:01:12.149+02:00VIPASLEEP(Very Important People are Asleep)Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13352567046349840078noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1321459835374065019.post-60233438167181097522012-06-27T22:08:00.006+03:002012-06-30T00:22:29.949+03:00The oven and the pork<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">You were supposed to work in the kitchen, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">preparing food. </span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">However, the deepest of your desires is to sit in the bright dinning room, </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">As you were standing stupefied, gazing at the boiling baby-carrots,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">you made a plan to act like the pork and secretly reach the table. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Well, your act is in vain, as your place in the dinning room </span><br />
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<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc;"> 3. I start writing a post immediately, </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc; color: #444444;"> based on the random word. </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"> </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"> 4. Post it. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc; color: #444444;"> </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"> 5. Then I go to sleep. </span> </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc;"> </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc;"><b style="background-color: #f4cccc;"> </b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc;"><b> </b><b> </b></span></span></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc;"><div><div><div><div><div><div></div></div></div></div></div></div></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc;"></span><br />
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<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc; color: #f4cccc;"> 2. I ask a friend to t </span></span></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc;"> </span><div><b style="background-color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">How it works : </span></b><br />
<div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"> </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"> 1. I sit on my desk, wanting to just </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"> write about something. </span></span></div><div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #f4cccc;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #ea9999;"> </span></span><br />
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but my brother.</div>Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13352567046349840078noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1321459835374065019.post-41263289363284360992011-10-12T05:30:00.000+03:002011-10-12T05:30:00.087+03:00A Winter Swimmer<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5goKSH0WKiL2lR5cMk4LX9no2W05T9MBa4hFx4iEAk5-A2_gdvH7jmGxf2DAGzdgcVAEk06-KnYoxJhIFViAPmZdp1MCNbsCraffbHuzCK-6eZm4jNniK36SLxuiCsiiwFcJ7znNPeXJu/s1600/winterswimmer3" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="440" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5goKSH0WKiL2lR5cMk4LX9no2W05T9MBa4hFx4iEAk5-A2_gdvH7jmGxf2DAGzdgcVAEk06-KnYoxJhIFViAPmZdp1MCNbsCraffbHuzCK-6eZm4jNniK36SLxuiCsiiwFcJ7znNPeXJu/s640/winterswimmer3" width="640" /></a></div><div><br />
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</div><div>The economy is getting worse, the weather is getting worse, less and less people are having sex,</div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cc0000;">but I feel stronger, willing and ready.</span> </div><div><br />
</div><div>What am I ?</div></div></div>Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13352567046349840078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1321459835374065019.post-45232024768970974622011-10-09T21:46:00.002+03:002011-10-09T21:48:10.125+03:00Knowing everything for a view seconds<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">If you need a spherical view, ask Mr. Fish,<br />
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A long question would make him walk on circles<br />
while trying to recall your identity.</div>Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13352567046349840078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1321459835374065019.post-87984346014075151622011-10-09T01:28:00.000+03:002011-10-09T01:33:42.568+03:00An imagination process<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIQnP7HlYzT8ERzd199cLIAVq0zB1Pm6Ib3jFtq-4gDOU0J_lCnxFy_L3KQjYU9HDPg9kJt_dMjdVmmSKZi8LtoPHJ3RjKyEMNL_PnHjaiIDhMtjblC9zGsuYJ8yopNIrcX7UPrAxzxQE7/s1600/SOFIAANDROULIDAKI3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="299" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIQnP7HlYzT8ERzd199cLIAVq0zB1Pm6Ib3jFtq-4gDOU0J_lCnxFy_L3KQjYU9HDPg9kJt_dMjdVmmSKZi8LtoPHJ3RjKyEMNL_PnHjaiIDhMtjblC9zGsuYJ8yopNIrcX7UPrAxzxQE7/s640/SOFIAANDROULIDAKI3.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br />
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Randomness is one.</div>Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13352567046349840078noreply@blogger.com0