What is a Random Post ?

 3. I start writing a post immediately,                  

     based on the random word.                         

                                                                       

 4. Post it.                                                    

                                                                

 5. Then I go to sleep.                         

                                                        

                                                 

How 

               

 1. I sit on   

                         

 2. I ask a friend to t   

                                            

How it works :                           

                                                             

 1. I sit on my desk, wanting to just            

     write about something.                                   

                                                                                

 2. I ask a friend to tell me a word.                             

                                                                                

 Randomness is the inability to see the pattern. 

Hurtpicks

I can only guess how furious the man who made

the first toothpick must have been.

Trying to get rid of food, located between your teeth

is hard like trying to get rid of someone located inside your hurt.

Toothpicks are the oldest instruments for dental cleaning.

What about hurt cleaning ?

Love at last sight

-But you said that you are in love with me!

-Darling I'm late, I have to go.

-You said that you 're in love with me, but that you also have
one night stands with other things. One way or another, you said it!

-It was not said, it was typed and it wasn't me typing it,
but my brother.

A Winter Swimmer

The economy is getting worse, the weather is getting worse, less and less people are having sex,

but I feel stronger, willing and ready. 

What am I ?

Knowing everything for a view seconds

If you need  a spherical view, ask Mr. Fish,
down the corridor, in the bowl.

Make it quick though. His memory is terrible.
A long question would make him walk on circles
while trying to recall your identity.

An imagination process

Or was it the other way around ?

For the time being

I am keen on things that can't be foreseen therefore exist.
Randomness is one.