You were supposed to work in the kitchen, preparing food.
However, the deepest of your desires is to sit in the bright dinning room,
doing finger push-ups on the white linen.
doing finger push-ups on the white linen.
As you were standing stupefied, gazing at the boiling baby-carrots,
you made a plan to act like the pork and secretly reach the table.
you made a plan to act like the pork and secretly reach the table.
Well, your act is in vain, as your place in the dinning room
will not be on a chair, but on the platter.
will not be on a chair, but on the platter.